(ill YAY' mee) n.
award-winning percussive rock-folk from Baltimore, MD

Natural 20.

My woman she likes to tug on my beard
She says it helps keep a handle on me
And I can see that
As long as she's gentle
I am a delicate thing

I only like the rough & tumble
When it's time to come & level up for the occasion
And so I'd say
That when I need some direction
My woman, she can tug on my beard

CHORUS
And I say to myself
"How'd I get so lucky?"
And my friends they all say
"Man, how'd you get so lucky?"
Well with Life I kissed the dice
And I rolled a natural 20

My woman she likes to drive
My woman she likes the sci fi
She drove us round 695 & down 29
To see Star Wars eight or nine times

But my woman she's got her rage
She's got opinions on lanes & Rey & orks
We blasted past soccer moms & swerving husbands
And we were screaming
"That's not how the Force works!!!"

CHORUS

My woman she's independent!
Kind of worried about singing "my woman" when she finally hears this
She's either gonna love it or she's gonna hate it
And if she hates it, no-one else will ever, ever, ever hear this...
Maybe if I gave her a solo?
Not one of those pizz parts that she hates but one with her bow?

So by way of preemptive apology
For accepted song forms with possessive terminology
Here we go with Kristen Jones on the cello!

My woman she just likes board games
No RPGs no PC games no TV sports no psychodrama
Scrabble yes, Paranoia no, she don't even care about Fallout... Fo'
She just don't play those games.

CHORUS

I rolled a natural 20

©2016 rob hinkal

Albums:
i love you And I Miss You | Jumpstarting the Bus | the Grave | Strength in Hare | Clockwork Wooden Mouse Dreams | Wingsweep/Wingswept | Bulldozer Not Included | Myxomatosis Failed | on Luck on Fumes on Spit on Love | Myxomatosis Took Its Toll | Upholstered Fortress | the fifth circle | Between Lover & Twilight | A Gift For Saint Cecilia | Samples | Another Life / Another Live | A Message in the Mess Vol. 1 | cicada



A Perfect Day
Allergy
Argonauts
Asher's Prayer
Ask For Me
Asparagus
Baliset
Bearclaw's Mule
bRIDGE
Bulldozer
Chalk Pit
Choke Cherry
Coal Boulder
the Coffeehouse
Common Song
Counting
Crazy As A Good Thing
Credit
Cricket Hunt
Deep in the AM
Didn't Take It Down
Draw You In
Drift
Drown
Elephant Joke
Embers
Even Now
For Everyone a Reckoning
For Your Sake
Friday
Gaze
Georgetown
this Gift
Glom of Nit
Good Heart
Growing Home
Hands
HARM
Hum
Illinois is Overflowing
In the Water
Leave Me Lonely
Letters from the Front
Looking Back
LooseN
Love a Girl Gone
Lower Thank You
the MARC
the March of the Rabbit
Matador
Molotov Swell
My Awesome Fawm Song
Natural 20
Negative Space
No Blue Left
No Place is Home
Ode to a Heat Vent
oh Damn
Oklahoma Revival (1933)
Oracle
Peat Ice
Pine
Pocketing
Pollock
Protest Song
PUSH
rearview
the Revenge of the Mouse King
Revolutions Per Minute
Rob's Lament
Samples
Save Berlin
Seat
Scene
Secret Surgery
Selkie
Sever
Silent Little Bells
Simile Blue
Slight Departure
Sorry If
Speaking Louder Now
Spinning
Spiral
Spiral Notebook
Spring
Stay Close
Steel
Storm
Strain
the Sundress Song
Swan Song
Terms
Toll
Trouble
U-X
VA29
Valeri
the Vow Song
We Must Be Ships
the Weight
Well Plumbed
Will
the Winter Bride
the Worm Song
Wreckingball
You Never Answer
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