December 21st, 2014.

Christmas is coming and if there was a goose in my possession, I’d be damned certain to make sure the little guy was getting fat. Fortunately, working retail at the House of Musical Traditions during the “silly season” isn’t too brutal, ilyAIMY isn’t terribly Christmassy and my family isn’t particularly expansive – so my world’s not too crazy.

Kristen and I are headed back from the shop now, dodging patches of red on google maps before making our way up the straight chute of I-95. The day at the store dodged from dead to nutty, but people don’t bring too much angst to our house and all of the horrible tales that filter over from shitty big box stores never seem to coalesce at HMT.

Of course, that means, as ever, the store struggles along – but even a little shop like House of Musical Traditions sees a huge uptick for the Christmas season and it’s everything we can do to keep stock on the shelves. Harps and hammered dulcimers, guitars and Irish flutes, ukuleles (slower than before) and melodicas (swifter than before). The REAL cheapsters that can’t imaging spending more than $50 on a guitar have finally found that we’re not able to help them and most of our customers seem to have pretty realistic expectations.

Heather couldn’t make it this time around so on December 14th, Kristen and I had to go and be charming at Noise in the Basement on 98 Rock. We were successful! We met some good people and got to hang out with our friends from Ayreheart in the slightly strange environment of the WIYY waiting room.

There are fuck ups. There are crossed wires. They are flared tempers. But nothing crazy out of the orginary.

Man, I Love Christmas. We went and bought our tree a couple of weeks ago and Kristen and decked our halls and bent its bows with decorations old and new, with mice and owls and action figures and collectibles. There’s a Kirk Hammett electric guitar and the traditional Abominable Snowman. There’s a Christmas xenomorph and a holiday Facehugger. The Krampus were hung by the young ladies with care and Leia and Dorothy et al best beware. We’re down to the final days of the Lego Advent Calendar from my Mom. We’re down to the final Christmas cookies from Kristen’s mom. I’ve hung the stockings. She hung the lights. We’ve made lasagna and we’ve Chromecast the Christmas Pandora station to the TV.

Yep. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

So, in order to play Noise in the Basement, I did have to let someone else host my Teavolve open mic and I was really eager to get to my Tuesday night open mic… cause I HATE missing BOTH of them. And it was a great night – full list, lots of new people. Mayhaps we’re finally getting the word out? Three of the artists were new-to-me hip hop artists, really friendly guys. We talked about language because it’s what you talk about to new-to-me artists, but mostly in the “reassuring” way because Brian had recently lifted the language restrictions at the open mic… well, I talked about how a couple of “non-radio-friendly” words slipping in weren’t a big deal. Be aware of your audience, etc. Well… alas, the language was pretty pervasive and it was suggested that next week we go back to “PG-13″… and then I thought I was free and clear as JahTRIG went up and explained that his name stood for something about music in his glory for God or something…. much to my chagrin the BEAT of the song was to the word “nigger” and his first tune pretty much kicked off with the words “moist vagina”. Sigh. Cool tattoos though. I’m so old and conservative.

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