November 13th, 2016.

I’m watching Deathgasm. Don’t judge. I kind of relate. I’m probably pretty Brodyish at heart, except I’m way more into role playing games and way less-tolerant of guys named “Zakk”, especially those who spell it funny. However, the dreamy wish-fulfillment of finding that metal-head blonde who appreciates the music like you do coupled with the angsty rage against those horrible jocks is something I relate to. Fall deep into the Love of power chords and soaring vocals, grinding and screaming and raging.

That being said. This movie’s pretty gross.

And twenty minutes later…. This is just dumb. Best scene is the whole trying to start the mower scene – and that was less than 10 seconds long. Okay… had to fast-forward through that part. Ew. And that part. Oh man… and… “DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!” You all should thank me for watching this so that you don’t have to. Just 13 minutes left. And some of that’s GOT to be credits.

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